Speaking Collars and Wonder Clones

One of my favorite recent movies was Disney’s “Up.” One of the characters in the movie is a dog. It speaks through a collar that translates its thoughts. I grew up around pets. My parents always had at least one dog and some other kind of animal. We spent a good amount of time traveling in Maine during April one year. It got cold enough that the goldfish tank had a layer of ice on the top. The four goldfish inside were fine and actually lived rather long in comparison with some others I’d had over the years. I have a suspicion I know what was on their minds without the benefit of that translator.

With that much exposure to pets, you get accustomed to their mannerisms. You learn to speak their language. It isn’t always about barking, chirping, or meowing. A simple nudge can tell you they want your attention. My parents’ Rhodesian ridgeback, Biddy, a dog the size of a small horse, would knock her nose into the Christmas bell hung on the inside of the front door to signal her desire to venture outside. She loved to sun herself. A stroll over to where their food ought to appear in the next five minutes lets you know they are hungry. I am wondering if Pavlov was equally trained by the dog. In fact, when I think about pets in science that is my first thought which is closely followed by cloning.

Biddy passed away Tuesday from seizure complications. The timing of this article is uncanny, and I find it is hard to write it in all honestly. Both of my moms struggled with a call many owners/guardians face when it comes to pets in poor health. As Biddy’s seizure events came with more frequency all of the options offered by her vet were explored. Homeopathic treatments were also employed. In the end, the seizers were a bigger enemy than we could stare down.

Some of the medications even robbed Biddy of her body language that often told us what she wanted or needed and blunted her personality. I don’t live with my parents. I do see them almost every day. I think the changes were more obvious just because of those little breaks. She was never much of a barker. She couldn’t communicate how she was feeling and would often whine and pace. While her emotions and needs became less obvious, we were much more aware of the impending seizures. While I never witnessed one of her seizures, both my parents and my son had. I’d even caught some of the signs while visiting and my mom and I matched them up to the seizure event that happened that evening. Soon we could tell how the onset expressed itself in her system. I wondered if this was how assistance animals knew seizures were about to occur in the humans they aided. I found myself often wishing for that collar in “Up.”

Dealing with the loss of a pet is difficult. For many of us, they are members of our family. Biddy was part of mine. We weren’t prepared to let go, so I do understand the desire to keep them with you as long as you can. If you can’t have them, could a clone be the next best thing? In science fiction, I’ve often seen cloning depicted with grown specimens emerging and some data storage mechanism implanted in their brain. Both of those circumvent the influence of environment and experience. The clone is not subjected to new experiences and environments during development. It comes with its original’s bank of memories and experiences already downloaded.

The reality of clones so far is that they have to be born just like the original. This allows for those clones to have their own experiences in unique environments. This likely makes them different than the original. I wonder in the case of the first household pet clone, Mira, born in 2007, if the fact that she has been raised by the same people that raised Missy, the dog whose DNA she is derived from, is a factor in that she is physically and behaviorally similar.

The company that was formed by the scientists that cloned Missy and produced Mira is no longer in operations. While Mira was a success story, there were complications with the business as well as physical anomalies in some of the clones. After closing, the company is on record in many sources speaking to the experimental nature of cloning as well as denouncing the current cloning black market.

I only mentioned two pet science topics and a couple of fictional references. Fill me in. Toss some ideas out here. Always, correct me if I am wrong. And please, just this time, allow me to dedicate this to my good friend, Biddy.

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11 Responses to“Speaking Collars and Wonder Clones”

  1. There is no doubt that animals in/around the house become part of the family and that they train their humans as much as the humans train them (more, in the case of cats!).

    Animal clones often look and act nothing like their originals. One of the best known cases is Cc (Carbon Copy), the first cloned cat. Her genetic mother, Rainbow is a stocky reserved calico. Cc is a thin, highly strung, gregarious black-and-white.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CC_(cat)

    More fundamentally, you cannot create a mindless clone. The brain comes into existence and gets wired while the embryo develops, you cannot lower it in after the fact like an engine in an empty car chassis. Also, genes — and brains — don’t act in isolation, but in dynamic interplay with the environment (which includes everything from maternal gradients in the oocyte to the climate, let alone the first language and social pressures in the case of humans). In short, Whedon’s Dollhouse — ixnay.

    I wrote two articles about several aspects of this very complex issue, which cover many of the important issues you raised:

    Ghost in the Shell: Why Our Brains Will Never Live in the Matrix
    http://hplusmagazine.com/articles/ai/ghost-shell-why-our-brains-will-never-live-matrix

    Miranda Wrongs: Reading Too Much into the Genome
    http://hplusmagazine.com/articles/bio/miranda-wrongs-reading-too-much-genome

  2. Condolences on losing Biddy. We had to let go three over the past several years, to congestive heart failure, lung cancer, and (the last almost one year ago) kidney failure. They do communicate their needs, even and especially, as our vet told us, when it is time to let go; to let go when they themselves are letting go.

    Cloning is interesting, but it almost distracts from the related issue of personality and genetics. As you and Athena of course note, personality is not narrowly dictated by heredity, but it is often nudged, and one can see this in breeds of dogs. We had beagles. They all loved to chase ground-dwelling animals and were bored to tears by birds, even birds on the ground; they were food obsessive but indifferent to other kinds of rewards or punishments; they hated water. Other breeds are have quite different personality trends. You can find a beagle who loves to swim, or who is finicky about food, just as one might find one out of ten clones who simply has developed different traits from the others, either because of the complex histories that Athena references, or just through sheer cussedness.

  3. Joyce Chng says:

    I am sincerely sorry for the loss of Biddy. The pain of losing a pet is always heart-deep, intense.

    *hugs*

  4. As always another great essay. I liked this one quite a bit. :)

  5. I’m sorry about Biddy. We lost our German shepherd quite suddenly a month ago. He was my very best friend in the entire world and this was an enormous blow. Yes, I have three kids and a wonderful husband, but my dog was my dog and he was a great dog.
    I joked about cloning him, but the truth is, even a cloned animal could never replace him and who’s to day what cloning means in terms of an animal’s personality or even, dare I say it, soul.
    We are all born and we die. The two things living beings have in common.

  6. Oops! Meant – whose to say!

  7. Terri-Lynne says:

    A moving tribute to your darling Biddy.

    I think Julia has the right idea of it–cloning doesn’t bring the beloved pet (or person) back. It’s like taking a picutre of a picture–each one is going to be blurrier, less true, until all you have left is a splotch that might or might not be deciferable.

  8. Katey says:

    That is uncanny timing– I’m sorry to hear about Biddy. My family just had a similar experience with our lovely black Labrador, and– yeah. Still sad every time I step into the parents’ house.

    I think Julia has it, too. It can never be the same. But that won’t stop people trying, of course. (Unless you want to train the dog as a Mentat, and don’t expect to be the same. You know, like the 2901541 Duncan Idahos. :/)

  9. Rachel Green says:

    Good post. I hesitate to write pets as they generally die during the novel. We have a Shepherd that is prone to seizures. We know he won’t make old bones.

  10. Patricia Esposito says:

    When you write about all the personal knowledge of your pet, the idiosyncrasies, the habits, the communication that develops between pet and owner, I can’t see cloning as anything but creating something different. The genetics might create some similar traits, mild-mannered vs. aggressive, but I’d like to think that the animal we knew and loved cannot ever be duplicated. I’m so sorry for your loss.

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